Showing posts with label april fools. Show all posts
Showing posts with label april fools. Show all posts

Friday, April 1, 2011

this is not a joke.

so maybe you have heard...i'm engaged! YES! the rumors are true :)

the lucky man is austin jarrell. we know each other from when we were way young up until high school. we went different ways, but fate brought us together through facebook. i know, i know. it's sort of cliche to say that, but it's true! we started talking, reminiscing, confessing crushes, etc. before long we became the best of friends and talked and skyped as often as we could. after much discussion, i ended up going to visit him in vegas last night (i got there pretty late). but he had this whole night planned out to make sure the trip was worth it. and seeing as vegas is most alive at night, it worked out pretty well. we went out to eat at in-n-out (it's one of my favorites and is kind of a luxury to me since i'm so far away from it!) but we got it to go because it was such a nice night and he didn't want to eat it inside. we drove to this place that was kind of far from the city and was set up on a hill. it overlooked the whollllle of las vegas and it was beautiful! we started talking and having a good time eating our yummy burgers and perfect fries, but things turned serious pretty fast. we talked about how different things are since high school (duh) and how much everything has changed since we started talking a few months ago. we told each other how much we cared about the other and how close we were. then like out of know where he tells me he loves me! an incredibly peaceful feeling came over me and i just knew i had to say it back because it was true for me as well! ah it was so amazing! he kisses me (oo la la it was perfect!) and pulls out this rock of a ring. umm hello!? it was gorgeous! it is gorgeous still! i started crying, like the big baby i am, and he asked me to be his wifey. (he didn't say wifey though. i just like it better than just plain old wife.) duh i said yes (that's why i'm posting this!) and we had a pretty fantastic rest of the evening! it was wayy too late to call anyone though. i'm so happy though! it was so so perfect! i'm moving to vegas at the end of the summer (after i graduate) so i can be with him and get married and live happily ever after! i hope you come! (i'm not getting married in a drive-thru chapel either!) here's me and my perfect ring!
sorry it's blurry!
i'll post more pictures later. :)

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Goats and Pez Candy

Okay so the title is a little strange, I know. But read on, and you'll understand why.

At one point in the past six months or so, I owned 3 snowboards. One was really just for decoration because I never rode it, and it was too short for me anyway. So I sold it. Now I am down to two.

I recently decided to sell the love of my life: my Burton Feelgood. I bought this board at High-Five-O for less than cost (aka instead of it being $500 bucks, I got it for 240ish). Sweet deal, I know. But, I have another love: my Flow Myriad. I have had that board longer, and its kind of like a marriage to me. My relationship (yes I have a relationship with an inanimate object) is more everlasting with the Myriad. The Feelgood is like an affair, I suppose. Anyway, I can't bring myself to sell the Myriad because I feel I would be being unfaithful in a sense. So I posted an ad on my school's website--2006 Burton Feelgood. Chick board... blah blah.































(My Feelgood is white by the way. Not black. And my Myriad is pink one.)

So it's been approximately a week since I posted that ad. I have gotten one email about it, and the girl wanted pictures. 

The other day, I got a text from a random phone number. Before I read it, I thought to myself "Ooo, maybe this is for my snowboard!". False. I opened the text and it read something like this, "Does the pez dispenser come with pez?". So then I thought one of my friends was texting me some stupid joke. I asked who it was, and they responded saying they were inquiring about an ad I had posted concerning pez dispensers. I apologized and said I owned no pez or pez dispensers. So weird.

Last night, I got a couple phone calls from a random Utah number. She left a voicemail, but it cut in and out so I didn't know what she wanted for sure, but I figured it was about my board because she started out saying, "Hi I was inquiring about...". K, so I called her back later, and she says, "I was calling about the goat you have for sale?" A goat?? What the junk! So again. I apologize. I have no goat, miss. I have a snowboard though! If you want one of those... Negative. 

So. SOMEONE out there is playing a joke on me. I swear. Craig's list, maybe? I should've asked those people where they saw my "ad". I'm so confused. I have no idea who could be doing this. I mean, goats and pez? For real? I must say, it's very clever. I commend whoever it is. But seriously. Fess up, K? Haha.